Did you ever watch Community? There was a moment calling that one out when they're making a student documentary:

The group of people who hang out at the same bar and therefore all become best friends, despite the fact that this almost never happens unless they're all overly dependent on alcohol.

haha, me and a couple of friends of mine will actually say things like "oh no, the show cast a Cousin Oliver...." as a shorthand for that kind of character.

Friends kinda gets a pass, it was well established that it was Monica's grandmother's apartment and she was sub-letting and basically paying 1959 rent. It was even a storyline at one point that the Super threatened to evict them for an illegal sub-let. Also, Chandler had one of those weird, analytical, mystery jobs…

Monica's grandma, but yes.

The smell dissipates in about five minutes. And it's best to spray it on your clothes right after you take them off before the sweat and other things dry and set, so theoretically it has plenty of time to air out before you wear it around people.

Exactly. I totally wanted to stab a few people in Middle School. I didn't actually DO it, obviously, because that would be wrong, but I 100% understand the feelings and ideas behind it. Middle School especially is a really rough time, even if you aren't getting the worst of it socially. You're getting old enough to…

That would be the world's biggest lawsuit waiting to happen. That is basically HR condoning sexual harassment. Plus, if the person asked why and HR disclosed his illness that a HUGE privacy violation. I understand the thought behind that, but yeah, no HR person in their right mind would ever say that.

I'm not a doctor and I don't play one on TV; but when my sister was pregnant her OB/GYN said her morning coffee was fine, she just probably shouldn't drink three pots. After the baby was born she suggested having her coffee after the baby ate just to prevent having a potential slightly jittery baby who doesn't want to…

I admit, I would at the very least call 911 before I did anything, just to cover my own butt. If the officer was close enough to get there in a few minutes I'd let them handle it, any more and I'd tell the dispatcher I was going to try to break into the car. The last thing I need is for something to go wrong while I…

OK, so unless you have 3000 friends you asked all these questions to your sample is probably too small to be relevant. Not being a jerk (honestly), just saying that what you have here is anecdotal evidence, not real numbers.

I think most logical people know that it's a "souped up" version of reality. Sort of like in sitcom land where 20-something interior decorators and elementary school teachers have giant apartments in Midtown Manhattan. Of course they don't in the real world, but the reality leads to boring staging and plotlines so you…

I've done something similar once. I was in a position that required a pretty specialized skill set. My salary was pretty much stagnant for over two years and I finally went in and on top of showing the work I've done and my accomplishments I added on sort of as a grace note "Oh, and Cost of Living in our area has gone…

has anyone here used one of these apps while sharing a bed with someone? Does it still work or is it basically useless unless you sleep alone?

For the longest time my nephew would as for "anudder one" if he wanted more of something. It was the best!

I could draw quite well before I could write at all. There were certain things especially: cats, winnie the pooh, that I drew CONSTANTLY that were really accurate just through repetition. It isn't surprising to me at all a first grader with a reasonable amount of talent could make that picture.

My 2nd grade teacher was like that. She never questioned me again after I threw up on her. I wish I could say I felt vindicated (and I kind of do now) but I was MORTIFIED and it took me forever to think of it as something other than completely shameful.

I'm going to be very honest. What you do drives me fucking bonkers. Why are you calling me back and making me say everything twice? The information you need is in your voicemail. Listen to it THEN call me if you have questions. You think listening to something for thirty seconds is a waste of time. I think making me…

As a wise man I know once said, "the only way to catch something from a toilet seat is if when you sit down the guy before you hasn't stood up yet."

"Men do this every time."