Next year's presenter: "And the Oscar for" [looks down at envelope, points to words] "best picture goes to…"

I don't even run the water when I lather the soap on. Thousands of gallons saved since 2003!

In a previous episode, Chip said he was born in 1970. You know, "a millennial".

Funny as it was, what would make a dislodged toilet gush "shit water" like that? After the pool of water to trap upcoming gases, it's just the top of a pipe whose contents fall into another pipe. You'd need a lot of pressure from the sewer line for that kind of spew, and wouldn't it affect all the neighbors, too?

In the words of the diner waiter in the cutscene played on the Discovery World Museum's "Health is Wealth" exhibit kiosk where I clicked on every vegetable to get more info on each of them, "Come on! Vegetables are a side order, not a whole meal!"

Futility, after seeing her family photo wall trashed?

Doesn't seem very capitalistic. I'd just use green Chiclets.

That's an actual limitation?

Or my Nokia Lumia 1020, whose screen didn't survive a 3-foot drop onto the bathroom floor. Hell, my Lumia 950 survived the toilet.

Mine had a wall-mounted antique coffee grinder you could crank…

A Bigly Of Their Own

Bill Maher did say they need to stop apologizing for everything…

Nah, I was just board.

Indeed, the unprecedented feat of engineering that is the wall to keep out Mars will cost at least $13 trillion.

"Where which dreams are made"?

Da derp de derp da teetly derpy derpy dumb! (Rated PG-13)

"Now, you kids know never to ever cross that zombie-infested lake, no matter what you might find on the other side, right?"

Like Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip?

Did you get better?

I believe it was "Tsst".