That's what makes it offensive to me, someone who respects science.

I still dance the Macarena at weddings.

Or any set rules, really.

Still no love for Milwaukee, huh? Dick…

Please explain "compassionate leave" to this American.

That's freaking brilliant!

Sing a song of Trump-Pence, a pocket full of lies…

That totally needs to be animated! I'd use a corkscrew though.

When our family went to the French restaurant, a Lebanese customer got into it with one of the servers, shouting things like "I don't give a damn" and "shut up!" Wish I knew the full story…

Bionic 6?

There are mischief opportunities for non-players, too: http://xkcd.com/1705/

Go the store, take all you can carry
We've got the flavors: orange, grape and cherry….

Hey, if it gets your 19-year-old son out for a walk, why not?

I don't think Dr. Badvibes was female—a man did his voice—but yeah. There was also the cyborg dog, Blitz.

I first saw Filmation's Ghostbusters on Nickelodeon or something, at my brother's friend's house, really my first exposure to cable TV. This same kid had a bunch of Real Ghostbusters toys.

I liked High Speed. I'd see it in the arcades of bowling alleys and roller rinks as a kid and gave it a few bucks, not scoring very high. Then on a field trip to the LA area during my first job out of college in 2000, I found it in the laundromat we used. My last night out there I took our rental SUV there and in…

Central Organization of Police Specialists? Yeah, caught a few of those.

"Not 'Acme', 'ac-NE!' Pimples!"

Widget the World Watcher?

Back in my McDonald's days, I didn't mind working July 4 as long as I got off by 2 PM. I'd miss the parade, and we'd handle the rush from that crowd, but at least I got the neighbor's party.