Guess most Dems prefer voting for singers once a week for several weeks every year over voting for a governor once every 4 years.

Because that's where my timeshare is. Along with the people who said they "will sell" it.

O, Geronimo: no minor ego.

"Sixteen years after the Bush/Gore election brought the terms “red state” and “blue state” into the public consciousness…"

Hey, he was for real!

Eh, the supershopped teeth need to be smaller.

Can I still be the janitor?

I had some conditioning when she was a judge on On the Lot. But it's mostly normal vocal aging, and she did look fine.

"Matt Damon!"

How do you mess up an eye like that?

It's called a "trunk".

There's also the innocence/obliviousness factor. I didn't fret about how things I didn't understand were getting worse in the '80s, I was too busy riding my bike and building with Legos.

I never felt fat watching Scooby-Doo.

Runner-up to level 7 in the original Descent—that teleporting, smartbomb-lobbing boss embodied legendary difficulty. Although I was kind of disappointed at how the later patches made him so much easier; apparently they never meant to make him so hard, but something was lost in the patch.

There's even a Miami University and a Miamisburg.

"Did". Why "did" they? :(

"This pan's pretty good!"

I've been in a theatrical production with the actor who played the Nazi guy who drove the car off the bridge, and we've gone to karaoke outings together. He's also been the mall Santa for my daughter 3 years now.

"…those fucking dorks with the Found Footage Festival. Boo on those guys!"

My wife has a Facebook friend who did that, and at the time (her teens) was so proud of herself, and her boyfriend didn't correct her, at least not that night.