Mine would be my distractability. I could switch it off to focus purely on the work I'm paid to do, then switch it back on at workday's end to let my imagination run wild toward the usual creativity mines.

For Easter dinner Mom attempted a pork roast, but only had it in the oven for 350 for an hour or two. My wife, who usually does such things a hundred degrees hotter for several hours, had to step in and save it. It was delayed but ended up good in the end.

Ask me again after the house is listed.

God's Not Deader-er.

I have fondish memories of enjoying Heathcliff as a kid, and after seeing part of an episode a few years ago I was like, "Wow, we actually used to faithfully watch this crap?"

VIP and MVP.

Jody seemed receptive to Chip's lessons, though.

Challenge accepted: https://soundcloud.com/eric…

I guess it's harder to have an on-staff proofreader catch every online posting, or at least harder than checking a printed publication? Not making excuses, of course.

An atlatl can provide a serious kick, though.

"Fellas! We can make bullets now!"

If Dwight had thought the plan through more carefully, he wouldn't have had to go off at half cock.

Ugh, they're still trapped on VHS. Hopefully once I'm done moving into a new house this year I'll be able to capture and upload them, the equipment for which has been loaded deep into a PODS unit. Footage also includes inconsistently-focused Lego animation!

Fry cry from my overhead projector slides/Vis-a-vis markers/clear Contact laminate/homemade lit slide holder box/Super-8 camera days…

And the survivors went on to eat batteries, so now we need screwdrivers to change them out.

And that they'd immediately forget the last 50 years of TV.

Maybe they'll have her character try on a pregnancy belly, if only in a joking, "check me out!" kind of way.

"…productivity-sucking sites…"

Fine by me; this show can use all the marketing it can get.

Never underestimate the power of salty-sweet.