6.) Why, if she's a ghost, did Miss Evers have to open and close a door when leaving March's room?

My fresh start was pretty much ruined by day 4.

Once on the bus I had a powdered doughnut whipped into the back of my head. I was so mad I packed up the homework I was doing.

I got knocked for my "cheap Jordache shoes".

…And they paid for them, right?

For what it's worth, he made an appearance in I Never Should Have Gone Ziplining.

That would depend on the sun exposure of your local climate. And how often you'd be willing to haul it from the parking lot to a shady spot.

Reese's nieces' fleeces please Jesus through geese wheezes.

Well, that tears it—I'm ending every text with a period from now on.

That reminds me, guess I should check Facebook before I go to bed…

If that poster meant to say it kicked ass why are there 4 asterisks? Kicking shit over a classic means something entirely different. Then again, they did misspell "their"…

I guess it "realy" is.

Careful, never underestimate the power of the U-curve.

Fresh urine is cleaner than tap water. And I may not scrub, but I always wait a few seconds before turning off the water.

Christian Fundamentalists are responsible for most of those connotations.

Dang it, Scott, don't do anything to get your strip pulled, I'm still a few years behind!

I think he was going to kill himself and begin his atonement anyway, he just waited for the opportunity to use that crossover to help someone.

I noticed the Hotel Overlook-inspired carpet pattern.

I think the hotel world is a kind of purgatory, and if you "die" like Patti or get stuck there you're dead for real. I think the bird is one of the birds that John's wife buries. They normally catch the birds and they die, but they were too busy preparing for Evie's group's departures to catch the bird that survived…

Do you think the truck ever stopped, once its driver realized he'd hit a kid?