I made my car mechanic labor today. Fucking refurbished alternators…

"When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless."

It's actually the part of Walker that has the most integrity.

Undercover entrapment bust attempts could make for an intriguing subplot…

Bill might use that excuse, but I think Lester just wants to get back at Jane.

"The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't that much better than the worst, it's just an excuse to eat nutmeg." —Garrison Keillor

Carp can be made into gefelte fish? Screw tariffs, the cleanup of the Asian carp invasion could pay for itself!

Benghazi!

I have a…special relationship with the number 13. I was born on May 13, my daughter on August 13, 2013. Our birth months, 5 and 8, add up to 13. That's 4 13s, and 1 + 3 = 4.

That squad car had the number 13 on the trunk, in case that matters later.

"Kill the brain, kill the ghoul."

Yeah, I'm sure on-set food waste is bad enough, no need to encourage it in the narrative.

I suppose it's too late to think of him as Darth Vader from numerous video games?

What makes you think the dealer was a boyfriend?

Actually, I think she cared too much to continue watching it go to shit.

They had yet to accept that they were okay.

*lowers axe, walks off*

*runs after to avenge johnnyb for your theft of his joke*

Anyone else get Jell-O ads when they hover over the Amazon Shop dropdown?

I think you mean "revealed", not "reviled".