Nothing, NOTHING can beat walking Rome in sandals for a day and coming back to the hotel to find a perfect pattern of absolute filth where your skin was showing. Like I had to scrape it off with a plastic spoon before I could even get in the shower. Rome is disgusting.

This is the majority of my summer diet. I call it the “cocktail party diet”: it’s all tiny cubes of cheese, fruit, crackers, charcuterie and olives, with copious amounts of sparkling rosé. If I ever write the book for it, the tagline would be: “You won’t lose weight, and you’ll have a great time doing it!”

I’m a Hamptons 19-month-old brought to one of Ina Garten’s backyard parties and given a plate of assorted chic yum-yums (5 olives, 2 parmesan crisps, a corner piece of honeyed baklava, some shavings of ibérico) to pick at while everyone else commits to their lobster boil.

“I eat like a posh toddler.”

Yeah this photo is homophobic!

There is literally nothing to which I have an objection in your comment.

Counterpoint: I would gladly eat Antoni’s 3-ingredient “salads” and grilled cheese every day, but that’s because I eat like a posh toddler.

Whether or not he can cook, I don’t really care. This guy is a totally charming dreamboat and that has to be one of the worst pictures of him ever. He’s almost unrecognizable.

I get it; the smoky eye joke didn’t have the best delivery. It lacked part of the snappiness and tempo that most roast/ insult comics utilize. There is still no chance in hell it was about someone’s looks.

re: your last part I feel REALLY pissed about this entire narrative because I fucking LOVE Ann Dowd and think she is foxy as HELL and I really hate the thought of her reading all of this and feeling like a piece of shit. It makes me so angry. ANN DOWD IS BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED.

The comparison was quite clearly about ideals and values but the press appears to be either willfully ignorant (this one) or fucking moronic (they’re not all on Fox and Friends so this seems doubtful).

None of the jokes were about Sarah’s looks.

I understand that it doesn’t MATTER who the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby is but it also WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME if it were B.J.

This shit again.

Ask and you shall receive :)

Can I just say that I think Janelle has one of the most beautiful faces on earth.

I love her smile. I mean, playful sex is the funnest sex!

If I weren’t already bisexual, I would be after watching this video. DAMN.

i was not ready for any of this