Thanks for that unexpected moment of levity. My outrage meter is off the charts these days, so I’ll take a laugh anywhere I can get it.
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So I heard Bailey’s next doc is titled “Jeffrey Dahmer: Daredevil Foodie!”
Nah, I say the aliens making Beth choose which child lives was a spot-on reference to Sophie’s Choice. You know—child.
I resisted the puffer trend for so long because I always loved the look of more structured coats, but finally caved a year ago picked up a down coat from Uniqlo. Now I look like a marshmallow, but damn, am I cozy.
Resident of MN and self-appointed expert on winter coats, here. (I fucking hate the winter, I fucking hate the cold, why I live here is a mystery to me.) In my years in this wasteland, I’ve come up with a system that requires 2 coats, with one bonus coat. If you live anywhere that gets seriously cold/snowy in the…
Crone powa!! Hags before stags!
Baba Yaga kills dudes too, so I guess we’re really just sick of “penis people” in general
These are both worthy options, but I’m all in for Baba Yaga. Once we’re no longer lethal-sex desirable, we are all the crone. Our wisdom is our power. Our rejection of the patriarchy is the reason they fear us. We surround ourselves with our sisters because Fuck Dudes. We are mysterious and strong and don’t care what…
Voted Baba Yaga, and if there isn’t a palette out in time for Christmas, Imma be pissed.
When Baba Yaga wins despite my vote, I expect Jezebel to put out a Baba Yaga beauty tutorial.
WHAT?!?!
After years of sighing in disappointment at the tendency of the brackets to coalesce around the most neutral options, I’m pleased to see that Jezebel is firmly on the side of the murderous and monstrous.
HOW CAN THIS BE CLOSE? Baba Yaga is the only choice.
I’ll see it. I was legally blind from the age of 5 and had surgery in my early 20s to restore my vision. Even with the aid of corrective lenses, I still had really messed up sight. This whole premise, which appears similar to The Eye, really preys on the sensory fears you overcome when you suddenly get something like…
If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.
God I wish Gorka would fuck off, if only because he likes to play up his British Army bullshit “oh I was in a super secret Intel unit who hunted down the IRA”.
The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.
27 is the WORST. You start worrying about aging AND shit gets real regarding keeping up with your friends as they embark on their adult lives: “Wait, what? Susie bought a house?? Oh god, should I be buying a house?” “Jane is pregnant? Should I start having babies? If I don’t will be be infertile when I want to?”…