.......considering how horribly he’s screwed her the entire fucking country.............

The saddest thing about Weiner, other than the pain he inflicted on his family, is that he actually had promise as a fire-breathing liberal pol. See, for example, his raging house floor speech about preserving health benefits for 9/11 responders. If he could have kept his id channeled towards politics, we could…

Yeah I work for a much smaller company than this, and I get an email in this style at least once a week from the execs.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

After Trump goes to prison

Disagree. After Trump goes to prison, ex-Republican politicians are going to be flocking to us in droves. We need to be selective. Fuck these off-brand turds.

Awesome. I think the Democratic Party has room for many people who are currently Republicans. I’m not saying we should welcome everyone; Steve Bannon should never be welcome. But she seems like a good person to pick up.

Rick Perry still hasn’t figured out what his job is, so it isn’t like this distracted him from not doing it.

I had no idea someone could struggle that badly to act natural while giving a thumbs up. It’s like that is the most strenuous activity his hand has ever performed and he’s grimacing in pain.

Right? Dude looks a hard 35

He looks 45.

I love how republicans tell the rest of us to grow up, but then they take time out of their super important jobs to weight in on a college election that doesn’t really matter.

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

Jared from Subway?

Have you ever seen a piece of shit with a bigger bullseye on his back? Enjoy prison shithead.

I am an atheist but I hope that there is a hell in situations like this, and I hope those fucking guards burn in it forever.

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

TMI bruh