Obviously I don’t know you at all, but in my personal experience, this is why straight dudes I know aren’t getting laid when they want to:

Yeah, I understand. It’s much easier to assume that you hit someone’s personal nerve and “namaste” it all away than it is to acknowledge that what you said was actually thoughtless and insulting to many, many people, regardless of whether they match up to your definition of “bad sex”, and make amends for acting that…

Who’s complaining? I’m not. I don’t see anyone else complaining, either. Sex is interesting, and different people having different experiences of sex is interesting. I like comparing notes with other people to see what’s normal and what’s different.

You judge everyone else based on one factor of their sex life (a very sensitive factor that 75% of women are not physically capable of accomplishing), casually assert that their sex lives are bad, and I’m the bully for calling you out on it? Even as another person actively says that you insulted her by calling her sex…

I stand by this statement - if you are a girl that wants to have sex with a guy, you can have it anywhere, wherever the hell you want it.

Wow. You skipped all the rest of the comments in this thread and jumped straight to the judgment of everyone else’s sex lives. That’s...an interesting way to be nasty.

Not inlcuding foreplay, I generally think the sweet spot is 12 minutes. Not too short that I can’t get off, but 30 minutes is too long. Also, if I come first, I need things to wrap up fast. I’m not alone in that, right? After orgasm, it’s OVER for me.

What anyone wants or needs out of sex is intensely personal

Six minutes? Who can possibly get it up three times in a row?

good luck when your arms freeze off.

Cause that’s all a vest is good for, FP. Keeping your torso warm and nothing else. NOTHING.

WELCOME TO THE NORTH MOTHERFUCKER. HERE WE HAVE SLEEVES ON OUR GODDAMN JACKETS.

I loved it until middle school broke my spirit.

I loved the first day of school. But, after that they expected you to DO things, so...I was not a fan at that point.

There is no need to be wrong on top of wrong. Winter is obviously the worst.

Really, who wrote this article, Satan?

NOPE. WRONG.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

All hail Inbox.

Inbox! I love it. I’m guessing it only supports gmail accounts, which I assume is why its not even mentioned. But if you do only use gmail, I highly recommend it.