“Okay, let’s be honest, the truth is probably somewhere in between the rumored extremes.”

Thats Jeff Vader. He’s after the Penne Arrabbiata.

This tray is wet... this tray is wet... this tray is wet...

is that darth vader visiting the cantina?

Toyota doesn’t understand why its web browser has an “incognito” mode

I think more germane than if stormtroopers could install a toilet is if they could actually hit it when they pee.

It's a nice idea but I doubt there's too much red tape for imperial engineers. After all they don't ever bother with something as simple as a handrail.

I want to know if they are going to focus on the subcontractors building the Death Star, do you think storm troopers know how to install a toilet

Oh, Lord! I’m out of here.

What drummer doesn’t keep a spare pedal lying around?

I like the way you think. It’s like the opposite of the Cygnet.

Perhaps they should have badged it as a Skoda instead of a Bugatti- that would have shocked people.

Because they tried it already and it didn’t work...granted Mercedes really should have put sliding doors on this.

You can’t prove that R/T is not Motortrend

The end of year story would be great, but I have trouble thinking of what would be written in articles throughout the rest of the year. Plus, it would've made that warranty coverage pointless, and we can't have that.

Must be strange to have two right hands.

You mean like this, but a 400, right?

Steven Tyler’s gender identification skills have been called into question before...