The end of year story would be great, but I have trouble thinking of what would be written in articles throughout the rest of the year. Plus, it would've made that warranty coverage pointless, and we can't have that.

Must be strange to have two right hands.

Regardless of color, check out this Subaru B pillar. No joke.

Good news!

You mean like this, but a 400, right?

UP = Pack Mule

So this definitely has the best switch in all of jalopdom.

Yes! A highly reliable SUV.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Steven Tyler’s gender identification skills have been called into question before...

I’m testing a pre-preproduction version of it. “Vroooom, vroooooooooooooom!”

Sure, but they had to worry about someone overwriting the cassette to defrost them with a Def Leppard mix tape.

I remember those steel encased keyboards. What were they hiding in them that they were wrapped up better than the office petty cash drawer?

(voice of Butt-Head) whoa calm down there, beavis huh-huh-huh

Yeah that dumbass part makes it perfect. The comedy gods were good to me today. I mean everybody knows the 911 is mid engined like every other sports car . That's why it doesn't have a back seat. Duh.

I’ve been waiting for you since I posted that.

Well, after this, it’s only a short step from solar panels to installing some GX-8 water vaporators, and then the Almonds can grow again!