I’d for sure let her polish my spear.
I’d for sure let her polish my spear.
Game of the goddamned year.
I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.
If you want really stinky farts, get a dog. My parent’s cocker spaniel lets out silent weapons of mass destruction that cold kill a forest.
SABAKU NO WA ORE NO STANDO DA
Serious question: why does Kotaku put the captions below the gif that’s being referred to? With the colon, it looks like it’s actually commenting on the following gif. Is it some standardized style for blogs (a la MLA) or something? I’m genuinely curious.
I remember when sex used to take 20 seconds, now it feels like like 5, even six minutes....I have G.I. Joes to play with, let’s wrap this up, peen.
Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.
omg keep politics out of my videogames. i thought this was Kotaku not My Vag Hurts Weekly. why isnt hillary clinton in a costume? male lives matter too. we are figuratively dying over here
“The game is bigger than you. Behave,”
I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.
he F**** the shit out of bulma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfIY97vRtzU
You gotta be shitting me, 21 people think the 125 minute abridged movie version of Akira is considered better than Otomo’s original 2000 page magnum opus? What are those 21 people smoking?!?