Chuck Johnson pooped on the floor.

Are we really sure he was saying feminism was make believe? I got the feeling he was saying that superheroes/movies are make believe. I think it is highly possible it isn't clear what he was referencing there.

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

im in my 20s too. dumbass

Course you're a racist if you don't like LBJ! Man pushed the Civil Rights Act through Congress!

Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…

"Boys say wha; girls say wha-what... Blaze a blaze, galang-a-lang-a-lang. Purple haze, galang-a-lang-a-lang."

-Excerpted from affadavit of eyewitness Wes Welker

Hmmm. I don't agree.

Patriots.

Start here and work your way backward.

How aMUSEing.

So what you're saying is that this is a black hole and a revelation?

I have a way to prevent injury to players, but still keep the fans entertained. Each touchdown would still be worth 6, and to get the extra point the kicker and Goodell would meet at the 50 yard line where the kicker would then kick Goodell squarely in the balls. If he falls the team gets 1 point, if he remains on his…

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

Matt schaub bought a bunch of pick 6 tickets and nobody made a story about that

Things can change very quickly. When it was completed in 1972, Jardine House was the tallest building in Hong Kong, a title it kept for eight years. Today, Jardine House does not even place in the top 120 tallest buildings in the city, and is only 37% as tall as top spot holder International Commerce Center.

Well done sir.

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