That explains why your takes are uniformly garbage.

kids are bad BH. your wrong.

Fake

Kind of surprised electronic music nerds didn't make the cut. "Avici and Guetta are the worst. Anything that doesn't come in at 160–180 bpms isn't authentic d&b..." etc

great comment

I have picked up a number of books based on glowing recommendations on here, and been disappointed most of the time. The enthusiasm for a good premise seems to often outweigh the quality of writing, which is fine, sci-fi site is excited about sci-fi books. That said, after reading the chapter excerpted here I…

Nah, he's still a piece of shit.

Or, as it's being reported in Boston, "49 out of 50 morons did not pick Tom Brady as the NFL MVP."

Does anyone know whether or not South Park already did this? Let us know below.

I don't understand why I have to wash the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. What do we have a dishwasher for then!?

Two-dicked man: Ask me anything.

I just cursed Brady to death didn't I?

None of this really applies for us Patriots fans though.

Nothing compared to this one I got recently. People have no shame.

So the voter is going to come clean after? Won't that result in having the vote taken away? Perhaps he doesn't care about that, but presumably it's a professional baseball journalist, right? I suspect the employer won't look lightly on selling the vote in this fashion. Newspapers and self-serious sports publications…

In the sense that everyone wants to punch his stupid pretty face in?

We know lots of guys in the NFL smoke weed, but how many smoke cigarettes on a regular basis do you think?

What kind of psychopath actually wants to win an argument with anyone?

The original article this jumps off of seems to be from 2009. Does that count as "recent?" Minor quibble I guess.

Musburger says he's still into it.