Haha. Cougars. Because women over the age of 30 aren't supposed to be sexual. Get it?

Pro: Bill Texts Sookie. What do you think Bill's text looks like? "SUUUUKIE I WILL BE RETIRING AT THE PALACE, I WILL RETURN UPON NIGHTFALL. I WILL REQUIRE RELATIONS. ERIC IS EVIL. XO - VAMPIRE BILL"

@MikeSmrek: heh heh

@cookierojas: Out for the season with an ACL

@Silent Q: hooooof!

@NightElfMohawk: I know! The fucking Patriots, having won 3 superbowls this decade, been to a 4th (yeah yeah) and another AFC championship game, not mention having completed a perfect regular season with a record book shattering offense just two seasons ago, certainly haven't given us much to talk about and don't…

@NUhuskeroos: I sad this in another post, but 20 somethings in every city at every sporting event (or big concert, or bar or whatever) are fucking assholes. Show me a state where THIS IS NOT THE CASE NO ONE DENIES THIS

It's possible that, much like a child walking into the middle of a film, I have no frame of reference here, since I have lived mostly in MA my entire 32 years. But I think what most of these stories about Fenway are mistaking for Fenway specific behavior is pretty much what you would just call regular old across the…

If Ben goes out for the season, and the Steelers still manage to win 11 games and somehow not make the playoffs, then I will eat a shit sandwich of your choosing, sir.

@Lukin: Ted Leo isn't really that obscure now is he?

@Kid Canada: Nice. thanks for reminding me of this.

@MattinglysSideburns: hooooof

@Rozelle’s Bagman: He' lucky this didn't happen at an Orioles game.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: C-