FINE! We’ll give you the Mexican border, but only if you take Trump with it. NO BACKSIES!

I love when @merriamwebster and @dictionary start dunking on people

The whole family was born on third and think they hit a triple to get there. 

NOT to excuse any of their behaviour in anyway.

The president behind and to the right looks perturbed and offended by the Trump figure. Perfect.

Tonight on Fox News: Why an apostrophe is actually a hypen and what else the LIBERAL MEDIA isn’t telling you.

And has been said elsewhere - one kid dies from vaping and there’s a national ban. Thousands dies from gunshots.......

Madeleine Westerhout

Because no matter their feelings, political animals will always choose the “pragmatic” approach in order to solidify their relationship to centers of power.

That, and also the fact that many Latinx are white, and with the I got mine mentality. As a Nicaraguan it sucks specially for me because I know many of us in Florida are Republicans, just mind boggling overall.

Life is “nasty AF” Every day we handle, and breathe literal shit particles. Every doorknob you touch has been touched by some idiot who wiped their ass without washing their hands. There’s a good chance at least one person in any restaurant you go to didn’t properly wash their hands after the last bathroom visit…

+1 for “doged”

If dog kisses are what kill me, then I win.

I think it’s common sense not to let anything dirty spread to your open wounds. Let’s be honest, the question here isn’t “is it safe to let dogs lick you?” it’s “is it safe to expose your open wounds to bacteria?” and the answer is, obviously, no.

Yep. My dogs favorite activity is licking me. I’ll never deny her it.

Dee has been my favorite ever since she danced along perfectly with the inflatable tube man to Steve Winwood at the end of the boat episode.

He is terrifyingly good at playing Dennis. 

The way he can make his eyes suddenly go cold without changing his expression is so goddamn amazing and terrifying at the same time.

Dee’s turned into my favorite the more I rewatch the show. Other than Glenn, I’d say Kaitlin has the most subtle facial reactions and strange line deliveries that I don’t notice compared to like Charlie or Frank. She’s absolutely crushing it this season and I’m glad they are finally giving her more to do. I thought…

It’s kindof insane that Denni reynolds works as a character. His entire schtick is creppy consent issues, and yet they make that funny.