So you don't have a tanker plane in your backyard hanger? Peasant.

Sources: Washington to sign Nkemdiche for $200 million. Waives all conditioning tests

I shit you not, when I asked one of my Alberta redneck cousins who opposes all taxes of any kind, who exactly would pay for the fire trucks, he said, “Neighbours will look after each other”. Once you’re so batshit insane that you even oppose a government run fire department, you’re pretty much beyond saving.

Cutting the fire services really seems on brand.

When I had my house built I insisted the architect go with a French style balcony instead of Gangnam style which was all the rage at the time.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

The Stampeders are fine, but I like turtles.

Ballmer shouldn’t take it personally, Jeannie Buss evidently used to casually refer to Phil Jackson as “old man smell” and “that senior citizen I have sex with while thinking of Brad Pitt” 

Yep. Any athlete who’s earned $100M over his career received, at very worst, $50M after tax and agent and representation fees and other costs. That money parked in the bank, various blue-chip stocks, invested in various real estate, would be literally safe as houses. You’d have more money than you can spend for you…

A shady trucking company with an Italian name? Wow, surprising they'd be in the debt collection and loansharking business. Shocking.

Imagine making $100 million in 11 years and being broke. That takes Montgomery Brewster-level spending.

I hope he beats this 

Horton’s rivalry with Sun began at the 2016 Rio Olympics, when the Aussie accused Sun of splashing water on him during a training session.

It’s about time for those Fox football robots to branch out

how do you not burn the place to the ground, ala Inglorious Basterds while this is happening?  

I like the assumption that a Wisconsin team would use a mythical creature as their mascot: a skinny person from that state.

He lives in a hockey arena. He is used to being able to pound on glass with no consequences. Welcome to the real world, Satan.

Devil made him(self) do it

OH YEAH

Can’t wait for Gritty’s response to this.