Paul: I’m going back to Callie.

No way that works out, philosophically. For Pop, he’d be like Stephen Jackson, only with the ball all the time.

I don’t want to insult Russ by comparing his contract to Sam Bradford, because he is a totally unique player (for bad and a lot of good), and when he signed his extension, I’m not sure what other choice OKC had coming out of the Durant thaw...but it’s a stupid deal. Not so much the money, but the duration. He’s the…

“I don’t know, maybe we should offer them more?” - Mike Ditka

“The CBA? I don’t get it.”
-Rob Pelinka

Thanks for posting this. Some hilarious roasting comments on his twitter feed. Looks like my Nana has better sources.

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

Chris Broussard is on it, everyone:

New Orleans, maybe? They could swing Jrue Holiday and some dreck.

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Wiggins and Teague are almost an exact match for Russ’s salary!

Russ for Kyle Lowry and another couple firsts. Let’s keep this going baby! No hangovers!

I’m seeing a bunch of stuff on Twitter about how they’ll trade Russ. But how? His contract goes up to $40 million next year. Who’s he going to make better that has enough cap space to afford him? I guess the Knicks do, but they don’t have enough salary to send back to make it work. Same goes for the Lakers (which…

This happened to a friend about 10 years ago. He was home visiting family in New Mexico over the holidays and a drunk driver ran the light and t-boned the car he was a riding in. His window was down and his arm was hanging out and took the full force of the car. Lost his arm right above the elbow and there was really…

Who the hell is qualified to do it at the scene?!  Did they bring in a surgeon?  Because I’d have issues with an EMT or firefighter lopping off a body part.  Poor guy.

Yet another gruesome reminder that the single most dangerous thing we all do is drive. Pay the fuck out of attention to not only what you are doing, but what everyone else is too.

That's like Civil War shit. Hard to believe three words could be so nauseating.

I’m guessing they couldn’t get him out of there otherwise

Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.

At the scene?