So you’re telling me the Suns - the same Suns run by notorious cheapskate Robert Sarver - made several moves where the only positive thing that could be said is that they saved money? I'm... less than surprised. 

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

why on earth is kawhi buying his own boxes?

IDK, it keeps old Boomers away from Fox News and Facebook for 4 hours most weekends, so it’s not all bad.

Ban golf. 

200%? If you take the average resale price, it’s 2000%.

Pretty surprising that something like this is still happening with youtube, all of the recruiting services, recruiting message boards, etc. Usually a player was unknown/lightly recruited it is due to them being a late bloomer. Good for him and Murray State though.

Charles Haley

Oh cum on. His ego doesn’t need any more stroking. 

He could count on having an empty seat next to him on any team flight, due to his ritual of watching hardcore pornography on his portable DVD player, according to those sources.

only when you have a Chinese slave do it for you, Mr. Kraft.

I thought he’d be better than he was, but he obviously shot his load too early in his career. 

“Is that some kind of crime or something??”
- Robert Kraft

When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.

He clearly was an explosive talent.

He clearly wasn’t a team player, since his only true joy was playing with himself.

Tugs the hearstrings.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

Yeah, but it’s also the same thing, right? Either way you’re hawking “meat” to sentient piles of meat just walking in and out, driving around and away, trading money for food, swiping plastic for bags of paper. In the end, who cares which logo is on your shirt? It’s all the same.