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Bob Kraft, channeling Pat Bowlen: “This one’s for me, the john!”
My exact thoughts. Then I felt like an asshole because of the whole human trafficking aspect of it, but still...the fact that it was Bob Fucking Kraft is such a beautiful thing.
On the one hand, legalize and regulate sex work.
“Nobody believed in us.”
Why? Season already had a happy ending.
And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.
No one is going to stay at a MAC school for life and no recruits are going to come to a MAC school over better programs because the coach is rah rah. Recruits are never going to choose Minnesota over Bama, OSU, OU, etc. anyway but Fleck has boosted the recruiting for Minnesota since he got there. And he beat Wisconsin…
BJAR is a garbage stat that still doesn’t value how she uses her hands. It’s 2019, surely we can start using better analytics and can move past “the nerds in the basement who’ve never had their dick sucked don’t know shit herr derr” era.
To be fair, scouts really value BJAR (BJs Above Replacement) and BJs/60.
I mean, one of the big complaints about him when he was hired at Minnesota was the messiness of his personal life at WMU. He certainly believes he upgraded at the position.
JFC these chuds talk about their marriage like they’re some high school recrit who can bench 400. “Other scouts said her face was only average but her blowjobs are off the charts.”
+1 apprehensive Karl Malone
Just like Magic in the 90's, looks like no one wants to go near him.
Fair point. I see it going 2 ways though. JD is cheap as fuck and the band mates are delusional thinking he will eventually reward them. Or he pays them really well but mostly to hang out with him. Gross on both accounts.
Imagine you are one of the “Straight Shot”. You are probably a decent musician who had dreams of making it big. But instead you’ve become a sycophant to shitty billionaire pretending to be Bruce Springsteen. “Hey, I get free cable & Knicks/Rangers/Rockettes tickets” you tell yourself as you take a swig of bottom shelf…
“I called a guy with direct control over my ability to do my job a petty, dysfunctional loser, and now I am shocked- shocked!- to report that he is acting like a petty, dysfunctional loser!”
Somehow in a town that is home (at least part time) to Andrew Cuomo, News Corp, the Steinbrenners, the Wilpons, and Donald Trump, James Dolan manages to be the biggest pissbaby on the block. It’s truly remarkable.
As a Cavs fan I’m wondering if maybe Kyrie isn’t actually that good. The Celtics got to the ECF without him last year, the Cavs weren’t even that much worse without him. Like maybe Kyrie is just Damian Lillard or Kemba Walker with trouble getting along with people.