You sir are a liar and a degenerate.

Then you clearly haven’t seen what the Internet has to offer.

That’s some grade-A pseudoscientific crap right there.

So does the highly acidic, protease- and lipase-filled environment of the human stomach.

Jeez, where are you from, Douche-istan? Dial it back a bit chief.

“Consider” is a transitive verb. It needs an object. You should consider it.

It isn’t like that at all.