Superior.

Me. I'm challenging you to a death match.

And THAT is why you can't be on the Avengers. You can't even pass the trust exercises Parker...

Her thoughts:

Good old spidy.

Dear Games Industry,

We're not paying attention to Resident Evil or your "Survival Horror" Genre anymore because you've killed the survival horror genre.

Here's how you're marketing it now:

"Coming this summer, a new chilling chapter in what we are now calling Survival Horror: Fuck Ton Of Guns, Zombie Explosion IV. …

I'll work my way up.

What do you mean "when"?

PC Master Race exclusive.

Here goes nothing. Have a nice week everyone!

Stop trying to make "Fetch" work, Nintendo!