I appreciate any game that lets me create a hideous monster of a character and laugh my ass off the entire time I play.

Give me a minute. I’m writing a mod to make this comment less cynical.

People just have to ruin everything....

There’s no greater feeling than when you’re about to cap a point as Lucio and you boop the other team’s one hope just far enough back to keep them from stopping you.

Torbjorn should have had a turret on B at a minimum, they got greedy.

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

Duke Nukem is from another time. These are the ads I grew up with in video game magazines.

Every time someone growls about current-gen games costing USD 60, I think back to the copy of Chrono Trigger my parents picked up for me on launch day; I believe it cost $80 in 1995, and this would’ve been at a PX on a military post (where initial cost is not lower, but tax is generally waived on most purchases).

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Sorry for the confufflement fellas! I got a bit o’ the wet on me boots as I warshed me clothes, so needed to dry em out a wee bit. Noticed I did that me scrub board always does dry the fastest it do. Propped it up the ridge there to catch them last BEAUTIFUL rays before they could wink goodnight. Hopefully one man’s…

They’re drying out the boots.

Ohhh what about giant rats?! It’s not a sewer run without giant rats.

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Hands down my favorite part of any RPG campaign, computer or table-top, is at the very beginning when you get to trade 1d4 blows with iron weapons against goblins, kobolds, and other assorted creatures. #Goblins4Life!

Last I checked, women were still human beings. As long as human beings exist, they will fuck things up.

Luke with milk in his beard is about demystifying the last Jedi. He’s not the great space wizard who’s going to save everyone, he’s just a bitter, weird old hermit. I think it’s a lot more subversive to leave that kind of thing than to take it out.

I’m sure women can probably fuck things up like us if we just give them the opportunity. Women can do anything.

God that Luke milk thing is one of the my favorite things in any movie ever. The look on his face when he drinks it, oh my god I die thinking about it. So much gumption.

Yeah, such an awful show, focusing on a civically-engaged female lead character involved in local politics. What a terrible premise for a show, right?

Women need to explicitly say no, especially younger women. NO NO NO NO. I never had any problems saying that word. If they didn’t get what no meant, it was followed by a kick or a knee to the crotch. Women seem to give to much of their power away.

The thing about the Aziz Ansari allegations, whether they’re accurate or not, is that so many of us can relate to a guy trying 50-leven times to convince you to have sex and because you don’t explicitly say NO, he keeps trying, despite your discomfort.