Trier is like if a slow motion automobile crash learned how to direct and write films.

Only guys I know who have changed their last names were foreigners with difficult to pronounce (for Americans) names who took their wife’s more Anglo name.

Good.

My culture is not your #@&*%^ing Met Gala outfit.



No but seriously, these look amazing.

Only Scott Lang is safe.

So if someone cooks for you and admits their feelings you’re obligated to start a relationship with them? No thanks.

I’ve been offered cupcakes with love notes by weird classmates who barely talked to me before. Glaucus isn’t an asshole. He’s just not interested in some stalker.

Weak.

All sports would be improved by having half as much time on the clock.

I love and miss Virtua Fighter too much to hold out hope for a new installment. It’s too painful to be optimistic.

I wish Marvel studios made decent games. Black Panther could make a hell of an action game.

You’re not qualified to say what is and is not an objectively great movie if you can’t handle half of the movie emotional spectrum.

And the coconut gag from Monty Python happened because they couldn’t afford horses. Necessity truly is the mother of invention.

I like mechanic Brigitte more than crusader Brigitte, but they’re both cool.

Pineapple on pizza is delicious.

This is barely an action movie. Sure, it has action in it. But this is clearly an emergent sub-sub genre. The “cornucopia of characters superhero movie” that Marvel started with Civil War, where the cast just keeps expanding until they have a big action figure battle. You can’t really compare that to Dirty Harry or…

It’s like ballet.

I did voice over for a few years and developed a handful of voices. I had “authoritative serious guy,” “fun commercial guy,” and some goofy cartoon voices, and sometimes those voices just come out of me spontaneously.

I hung out with a group of veteran voice actors at a bar after SDCC one year. There were no fans…

I like all the alternate suit designs, but the weird lean makes me laugh.

I love how the hammer character is like, “What do you want? This is who I am. Goth hammer grunt.”

As a support/tank main, I am predictably thrilled with this character. Now I have an agile support (Lucio), a glass cannon (Zen), and a tank support (Brigitte).

If I wasn’t legally (in my soul) already married to Orisa, Rein, and Pharah, I might never play non-support again.