I’ll say it again, Gruggblood Slithorn is best orc husbando. Fight me.

Also, how do orcs make more orcs? I vaguely remember them pulling an Uruk-hai out of some kind of muddy embryo in the movies, but are all orcs autocthonic or what?

I still like the old Galio’s design but this new look is pretty great, and he’s certainly more useful now.

Damn, these are fantastic!

Can your corpse buddy be destroyed by enemies or the environment? And if so, do you lose that XP forever? Also, does the strength/attack set of the corpse buddy depend on the level you were when you died, or is it always the same?

I love Orisa so far. She and Efi remind me of Phobos/Huitzil from Darkstalkers. They even have similar faces:

Well damn. That is indeed a terrible way to go about buying a car.

Why is it so fucking hard to be a politician without also being a rampaging hypocrite?

RIP most of that show’s major characters.

Yipes is a treasure.

Will do. Thanks lol.

Everyone thought my family was rich because we owned a nice house, but the house was big because my parents picked a spot in the woods and my mom designed and oversaw its construction, which saved them a lot of money. Then my dad quit his job to start a non-profit, which failed.

We basically had no money coming in for…

I used to do marathon recording sessions for interactive safety training, and I did my own editing too. Fortunately, we had better QA that these guys, because on more than one occasion I sent in the wrong file that had me cursing out a particularly long chemical name.

Where’s the DLC that adds in whispered audio of the wrestlers asking each other if they’re okay after a big slam? :)

Are there some characters who are much better than others during Danger Time? I don’t play enough GG to know this.

As an occasional Mercy player who hates Genjis who repeatedly yell for healing while on the other side of the map, I find this pairing decidedly unhot as fuck.

Now Pharmercy, on the other hand...

Maybe if you ate bowls of rice that were laying on the ground to recover health, Samurai Shodown-style, the name would make sense. Otherwise....yeah.

It would be like a medieval fantasy game named Swords & Sorcery & Sausage, which, waitaminute, need to trademark something real quick...

I always hated how RTS’s were more about what you built and when than actual battlefield tactics. Might have to give this one a look.

I never played this game because it just looked like Halo + loot grinding to me, but as someone who played a lot of the first one, what are you hoping for in the sequel?

Personally, non-humanoid player characters would be a big draw for me, but then I was always the weirdo who played as the Elite back in Hal0.

There had better be a twenty minute monologue about nuclear proliferation each time the porn stars change positions.

I remember thinking how cool it was that you could take the big mech suit into the boss fight with Magma Dragoon. The two separate storylines for X and Zero were pretty ambitious too.