I was going to defend the "doubling down…" bit by guessing that Gwen just meant "doubled." But if you are doubling from three to six members, you can't have both "extra guitar players" and a "horn section," because that would be at least four people.

The canonical TRON arcade game had 4 minigames that you cycled through as you progressed levels: a maze-based tank shooter from an overhead perspective, a Breakout-type game in which you tried to clear a path through a rotating rainbow-colored shield to reach a goal, the lightcyle game you remember which is sort of a…

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Exarchopoulos-Men: The Last Stand.

I had the good fortune to be given the novelization of TRON before the film finally made it to my podunk town. If I hadn't had that, I can guarantee you that I wouldn't have been able to follow that narrative mess. It's like a regular movie that had 65% of its exposition surgically removed.

The Scientology auditioning tips include "Ask your body thetans to please remain quiet while you do your Edward Albee monologue" and "If you spot the casting director's tone scale reading as below .8 (propitation), consider attempting a touch assist before moving into any original character work or celebrity…

"Cellar clown."

I know. How can we know for sure whether to pronounce the first word as rhyming with "beers" or "hairs"? Just about everybody seemed to assume it was the former, but homonyms can be tricky like that.

The "You" didn't literally mean "you." It meant "me."

His superpower was restraint and self-denial.

> a kind of Bowzer-meets-Eddie Haskell obsequious greaseball

Also, he has access to a time machine.

You mean reality-tv impresario Mark Burnett, husband of Jane Seymour-knock off Roma Downey? Besides "The Apprentice," Burnett also gave us "Survivor," as well as "Sara Palin's Alaska" and "Rock Star." If only he had done for Trump what he did for INXS…

After chopping off his padawan's arms and legs and leaving him to be charbroiled on a lava flow, Obi-Wan was so upset that he ate a whole $15 thing of candy beans.

The very fact that you call it that tells me that you're not ready.

It's all I've ever heard him say.

Oh man. I had Staind 14, Mary 7. Stinkin' Mary covering the spread!

Ferry to the Danger Island.
Gonna take you right into the dock at the Danger Island!
*guitar riff*

Bennington's suicide? Check.
Linkin Park cancelling tour? Uh…
Sitting around reading Newswires on a Friday night? Check.

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