Yeah, I'm not continuing down this road. It will only get worse from here.

That's how they learn about things. Their mouths are like our hands at their age. Plus the germs they get off those things are good for their immune system, though I am sure they are unaware of that.

Why are you calling them bitches? If I were to do that, half this site would be on my case.

"Today, she's 12 and very slim, but can pound a five-dollar footlong like no-one else."

That means you left that diaper on him for too long.

Ask you wife if she wants your kid to have a weak immune system, because constantly sterilizing her and her surroundings won't benefit her. Germs are actually good.

Babies can eat everything but honey (not until they are three) and nuts, specifically if there is a history of nut allergies in the family; otherwise the risk of a reaction is low. Our latest kid had Nutella at 11 months or so. At 14 months they can eat cat puke they've found on the floor as well. Try to avoid that…

Every baby gets dropped or falls off of something. EVERY baby. They are very flexible for a reason. As long as they don't land on their head, they'll be fine. Even on their head, as long as it's not too high up. Soap is no big deal. My kid last month at 14 months ate cat puke he found on the floor that I hadn't…

A kid crawling to the stairs won't fall head over heels down the stairs. They end up rolling down the stairs. I know. Our first kid did it twice.

I used my newborn to open and close light switches when I was carrying him around the house. I am glad I installed rocker switches.

Retardation/retard means slow. Mental slowness is not an archaic term; it's rather accurate. Kids with mental problems learn slower than kids without. And changing the name of something doesn't change what it is or what it means.

Speaking of menstruating, has anyone else heard the term "ax wound" when referring to the vulvic area? I chuckled when I heard that.

It seems logic is forbidden on most Gawker sites. It's frowned upon on Kotaku and Gizmodo as well.

Like I said, I have a job, I don't have a career. I don't WANT a career. To me, work is something that gets in the way of life. You waste a good chunk of your life doing some menial job (90% of jobs are menial) so that you can pay bills. Sometimes I think that as humans and a society, we are pretty stupid. We live our…

But the question is, is your friend glad he is alive, or would he rather have never existed?

So even though the pregnancy can be in its eighth month, and the baby is perfectly healthy could survive outside of the womb, and has the appearance of a fully developed baby, you are okay with killing it simply because it hasn't passed through the vagina yet? To me that comes across as using a technicality just so…

Them's the brakes. I don't see the big deal. If it was another guy he was punching, no one would really care all that much. I don't see why it's a big deal just because it's a woman.

I didn't say that they can't mix. they can mix if you are willing to sacrifice family time.

A quick search proved it to be Peter Whitmore, another notorious pedophile. Unlike Olsen, I do not think he ever killed any of the children.

True. But the other side would argue that there is no need to kill the child as it could be put up for adoption.