Serious question here: so why can’t Simmons just avoid the draft entirely, and negotiate with teams after like any other free agent? Why does he have to be drafted?

Any slim chance I thought we had completely disappeared as soon as I saw Wondolowski is starting.....just fucking fuck.....FUCK

It was goaltending

Chile 7 Mexico 0

This is attempted murder, and they got out on only $1,000 bond?

Lol you talk shit about soccer then declare your love for hockey?! It all makes sense now. I think women’s softball gets better tv ratings than hockey. Because it's a thousand times more entertaining. Go back to your igloo and finish eating your maple syrup

And your sport is cool with letting far more games be decided by a scrawny European guy kicking a football over a bar. Take field goals out of the equation, and football would have more scoreless ties than soccer. But they never will, because it’s the only way brainless dipshits like you can convince yourself your…

There actually are rules now in soccer against blatantly flopping. If you do it in the penalty box with the intent of trying to get a penalty, you will get carded. Numerous players have actually been sent off for it, as opposed to the nba. I know you’re just being a dumbass troll, but at least try to do a little…

Dishonorables are only given basically for murder or treason. He won't, and shouldn't get dishonorable

Rodney King did deserve to be beaten

Lol This is so fucking pathetic by deadspin. Sad, desperate article trying to shame the Padres that turns out to be 100% horseshit, and you can’t even fucking apologize to them....just “derrr we dun fucked up again. Article is totes correct now!”

If I did, I would definitely make sure to set up my new cardboard home right outside wherever it is you work.

Thanks for the direct link so I can protest them

Sweet interview with a murderer. Inspiring!

Oh how ironic this is after all the shit talking about Trump for filing bankruptcy in the past.....oh but this is sooooo different, right?! his totes means he’s a utter failure, but not gawkers!

What a stupid waste of time. Just ban him for life from the stadium and move on. There’s way more important shit I’m sure for the Philadelphia pd to worry about than a guy who tossed a beer bottle that completely missed the intended target...

Tyson in his prime destroys him

He's not wrong

Not even close to the greatest boxer of all time. Greatest draft dodger maybe. But boxer, fuck no.

Tyson in his prime would have kicked his ass