Please tell me her name is actually Wee Jenkins (like the Wee Seamus).

I understand the words, but like...no one says that. English ain’t your first language, is it?

Why do you keep saying porn whore? That’s not a phrase! Even in insult land!

I went to Duquesne University (Catholic). Gun to my head I couldn’t tell you if something like this was slipped into my paperwork or not.

Well, hopefully we all have chromosomes......or are there Omicron Persei 8 interlopers about????

For some reason, this looks exactly like Buffalo Bill doing his sexytime, tucked dance.

There’s some real fancy kites, like those box ones, they’re all right.