Yep. There’s a reason I don’t plan to live any longer than 74 years or the first sign of Alzheimers, whichever comes first. Got 46 years to go!

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.

Yeah... that tire joke totally went flat.

That’s a dude

Well then I can only imagine your feelings on the 250 GTO!

Range Rover Sports have a similar setup with a trigger instead of a button, but the car automatically shifts to park if you open the door after shifting to neutral. Mercedes that have a separate “P” button from the shifter also do this. Seems like a common sense solution.

Take THAT, Chilton manuals!

People keep asking for it. I am now officially considering it.

aka all their viewers

I dunno, but it’s giving me the Willys.

And what are you going to cross-shop it with?

This is like one of those Pintrest baking fails.....

Any Lambo: your shirt buttons would pop open, your chest hairs would suddenly pop out to the size of a bush, your skin would turn orange, then you’d be crushed to death by a thousand vaginas.

A Yukon Denali’s red key would automatically upsize your Starbucks and begin texting for you.

Do they come with that “COEXIST” sticker as standard or is it an option?

Tracks being safer than public roads makes perfect sense to me. But nurses, man...they’re all bone marrow this, and brain matter that...

Well, yeah.

Isn't that just Piechy.

Well he could just change the lyrics to “crusin down the street in my flat four”..........

Or, how about to each their own, and the judgemental misogyny can piss off?