If a modern Bentley isn’t ‘old school’ enough, they have a long history with forced induction:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FIRST ASTON MARTIN COMPLAINER

Now we just need a “Going Plaid” Easter Egg to complete Tesla’s Spaceball theme. Followed, of course, by an Easter Egg Easter egg.

Vanagons got promoted to “hippie van” status when Buses started trading for yuppie money.

I’ve named him Eldridge. I name them all. For instance I would name you Herbert.

Clearly the answer is to get rid of the kid

Way back when, there was a mod for Doom that changed the monsters into Barneys that say “I love you, you love me...” as they attacked you. I enjoyed blowing them away.

I’ve thought about this a lot. I agree completely, but I think that’s because we as car enthusiasts have normalized cars like the Aston.

James May with tits? If I wasn’t already married...

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”

Hey Kyle, nothing for the build was provided to me free of charge. Discounts varied across the board, and it was a pleasure to be able to work on such a large project with the support of my friends at all of the businesses you’ve so considerately made mention of :-)

Physical parts and components on this build doled out…

All the hate that this has received, and I’m just like:

Plot twist: He was serious.

Hey, the DSG in my Golf SportWagen apparently requires a $350 DSG service every 40K miles. And it’s not even close to six figures when new.

Quirks, weird engineering, surprising corners cut, breakdowns ... yeah, yeah.

I live my life .4km at a time if I havent starved to death yet, but only if great leader allows it.

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