And I had to verify my email just to post this, so you know I'm serious.

Yes, swashbuckling was too much to ask for.

Oh, ok. Then remind TO bring you on any missions into any ape colonies. Teamwork!

Remind me not to bring you on any missions into any ape colonies if you think he was reacting appropriately. The initial shooting was one thing, (he was taken off guard, he was scared, etc.) but after that he was an ass face.

You don't come across as the silly type, Qweef Latina.

These people spent a lot of time on this.

You kind of sound like a dick.

I just glanced at the paragraph and only saw the word FRIENDS in italics and SECRET FUCK OFF in bold. Is it weird that I thought it referred to some secret orgy that the friends had? Man, I need to get laid.

I don't even know what I'm doing in the next second. I win.

"Savoy Truffle is filler? HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD?"

I thought I was going to have to make this comment, but you did it for me. Thank you, sir or ma'am. Hell, I'm going to make this comment again just to make sure this person gets it…

Futurama. I've gotten into arguments with my friends about it. Some of my friends dared to say that it was better than the Simpsons in their heyday, which is obviously absurd, as
The Simpsons in their heyday was the best show of all time. I found myself (and my friends who claim it's so great) barely laughing while…

I just "up voted" (or whatever you call it) some guy on here for making a funny reply to someone's comment and then "down voted" him when he made the same joke on someone else's. Why am I wasting my time like this? Each day that goes by is one less day that I have left on this earth and this is how I choose to spend…

It's funny. I was cooking myself an omelette this afternoon after I already had my morning oatmeal (first breakfast) and talking to myself, (as I often do, as I am so very, very lonely) in my best hobbit-type accent, about the virtues of second breakfast and really breaking myself up. Then I go on this here website…

Huh?

Great, underrated record.

I want Bruce!!!