Thanks Hannah. My cold, bruised and bitter heart needed this. Can we have cow stories for every bed time?

Nice that everything worked out. Police had the right equipment to tranquilize rather than the Bull getting gunned down and the big fella ends up in an Animal Sanctuary. Usually expect the worst in situations like this.

A bull escaped from a petting zoo in LA on saturday. This is clearly an uprising. http://www.latimes.com/socal/glendale-news-press/news/tn-gnp-me-loose-bull-20171016-story.html

Is this the mountain you want to slide down and die on in Texas?

If the cops really wanted to catch this bull quickly, they would have employed a steak out.

The bull was loaded into a police horse trailer and hauled to Long Island

I found this cupcake meme. Dam you google image search!

That is real. It was one time I genuinely admired W; he said the mission was his call, so she had every right to say what she said to him.

GW Bush spends a fair amount of time to this day with troops and their families. All unreported. And I admire him for that. 2017 is truly a weird year.

I just want to hug Bush and thank him for being human.

Do you want him acknowledging that it occurred? Because it seemed to only make things worse for Puerto Rico and basically everything else that he touches or realizes exists.

He has the brains God Gave a Gooseberry, and a heart three sizes smaller than the Grinch.

Isn’t it funny? We donor states (yours: CA; mine: NY) have zero time for this bullshit. Also: if CA doesn’t get FEMA aid, woe be unto all of the rest of the country who wants to, you know, eat. Considering how much of our food comes from CA...

Yeah, I’m pretty pissed at him. We—Californians, as a state—pay an inordinate amount in taxes to the federal government relative to many other states, so we deserve aid and a few kind words regardless of ideological differences. Do we hate him? Yes (excepting the dust bowl parts of the central valley). Are we still…

BTW: 41 people dead in California, 0 words of condolence from Trump.

Not that I give a fuck about what Trump tweets or doesn’t., but it’s plenty telling that he’s still pushing the irrelevant fixation on Hillary and nothing about the wildfires that are devastating California. Granted, it’s a state that hates him, but he still, in theory, is responsible for their well-being. If for…

Wait, they told us here in Murica that you have to wait ten years to see a doctor over there because of socialism!

I fucking hate him so much.

“warmest condolences for the death of your son/daughter, military is hard almost as hard as writing this. Here’s a coupon for 5 dollars off on your next visit to the Trump Tower restaurant and a MAGA keychain”

He can’t even answer a question about communicating with the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty without mentioning Obama and erroneously trying to make himself look better by comparison. He also managed to make calling parents of dead soldiers about him and how hard that is for him: