“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

No low ballers. I know what I have.

Ran when parked

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were controlling the air return rate and pressure to get some sort of variable valve timing effect since they have to use fixed cams.

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

200 years from now, it might look something like this:

So basically, McLaren is JDM AF?

fun fact: the origin of that motor was with Nissan’s Group C Le Mans program!

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

That glass ceiling looks nice and intact.

Bondo, James Bondo.

Triple eh.

Hmmmm.... This reminds me of something. I just don’t.... Have I seen that somewhere before? Does it look like..... If only I could remember!

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

I hope somebody with bad taste and lots of money buys it off BMW and butchers it back to Elvis spec.

I hope not. I like air.

Niiiiice! Thank you.

Eh, your butt, it turns out, is pretty hardy. I had the same concern, and it is cold, but it’s not that bad. I am guessing there are fewer thermoreceptors in your anal sphincter than in your hands.

Eh, your butt, it turns out, is pretty hardy. I had the same concern, and it is cold, but it’s not that bad. I am…