Looking at the title picture:

Texas Bill says: “Don’t throttle mah moh-bile dayta”

I was expecting a... tanner interior.

Do you want a real-life Deadpool? Because that is how you get a real-life Deadpool.

Counterpoint: Donald Trump can end this shutdown whenever he wants, yet he refuses. 

Read this in your best narrator voice and the answer will become clear:

So, when something like this happens at a private firm they are subject to some hefty fines (and I do mean HEFTY) from the IRS (mainly) for having sloppy data security. What is the penalty for a government agency?

“At JUUL our mission is simple: eliminate cigarette smoking throughout the world one smoker at a time (by providing them with an alternate source of nicotine)”

Do you wear jewelry? Because this is what wearing jewelry is all about.

The eye-popping guy should probably be looking at malpractice compensation, a scratched cornea is not the same as a detached one.

Man, the special meal options are really getting out of hand on some airlines!

That... looks like a toilet, a very fast toilet. What with all the white seat and engine :(

Wait a minute... is that the same Mustang that appears in Ford’s own Mustang page?

Aand that’s exactly what the electric motors are for, remember this engine will go into a hybrid.

Well... it wouldn’t take us TO Venus, it would take us NEAR Venus. Still that’s a bad neighborhood to be in, bad part of the system and all that.

That’s not much better, it just looks like a stack of hoods piled too high. They went to 6 when they should’ve stopped at 4.

No, but Gentamicin and Doxycycline certainly do.

For any minute chance that anyone contracts it we have these things called antibiotics.

Those were the 80's... this was probably another one of Bob’s cars.

Oh, a pissing contest, I love these, lol! I once made 400whp on 25psi on a 1.6L Honda Civic. Do I win anything? In all honesty, I turned in my boyracer card some time ago.