So, umm, die before then?

I hate that I’m old enough for people I consider legends to start dying. I’m so wrung out from Bowie’s passing that the suckerpunch that is losing Alan Rickman has knocked me flat.

I cannot believe the Clinique DDML is up there! That stuff is known—even within the beauty industry—to be useless. It’s a total nostalgia buy (“my grandma gave it to me,” or “I used to steal the samples from my mom’s gift with purchase”—believe me, that’s exactly what Clinique depends on to keep this subpar product…

I cannot believe the Clinique DDML is up there! That stuff is known—even within the beauty industry—to be useless.…

I asked both of the former Mr. Crumpetts if they wanted to get married. It was surprisingly easy, even if the marriages weren’t. If you want to get married, girl, do like the Smiths say and ASK.

Women in trousers? What next? Hussies out riding bicycles!

Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio don’t get to say shit about illegal immigration, not one word. You know how many illegal Cuban immigrants there are in the US? None, because it’s not possible to be an illegal Cuban immigrant in the US. The US immigration policy towards Cuba is that if you get 1 foot on US soil, you’re here…

There is only one solution:

Let’s not forget that Fringe aired during Obama’s presidency.

OR SPACE ALIENS ARE TOTAL DEMOCRATS

Bill Clinton becomes President and The X-Files goes on the air. Hillary Clinton leads in the polls and The X-Files comes back on the air.

I would find it truly difficult to not excitedly tell close friends what I knew about aliens if I were president.

I miss that magazine so much. I used to get them every week and sent them on to my dad when he was in Iraq. I always said it was the only news media I trusted now that Edward R. Murrow is gone.

so um yeah president bill pullman already solved this issue, hils.

“I think we may have been [visited already]. We don’t know for sure.”

I loved all of that except Piper’s parts. Even when she’s only part of the crew for 2 seconds-it's 2 seconds too long.

That’s what kills me about those types of arguments. They’re so patronizing and belittling of men—it baffles me that more men aren’t furious about it. But I think it’s like the whole “Men are just too stupid to do housework/take care of their children” bit. Yes, it’s terribly sexist, but it’s also extremely beneficial…

But remember, despite the fact they can be driven into a rapey, violent rage by a smile, direct eye contact, or a flash of female wrist or ankle, men are still the wisest, most capable, and most well-suited for leadership than women are.

As the mother of 2 boys, I’m becoming very aware of the weird way we teach them things. At my son’s playgroup a dad got super angry at his son when he got into a tussle with a little girl over a toy. He was yelling “you never hit a girl” at his kid. And I was just thinking “Dude, why not teach him not to hit ANYONE.”

To me, the last paragraph exemplifies why this is a good idea. It seems like they’re going out of their way to avoid saying “your immigrant ways are wrong” and instead are saying “there are the rules here. even if these rules don’t apply where you are from, they apply in Norway.”

“Men have weaknesses and when they see someone smiling it is difficult to control,”