Yeah. Didn’t Katie Holmes make some weird statement once when Suri was a baby about how she was a “lovely person/lady” or something? It’s a baby weirdo.

EXACTLY! He’s freaking the fuck out about the cookie dough which is right in front of him and NONE of his handlers can say anything to him about it.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

Didn’t they recruit him in his early 20s? If he went from high school to Hollywood to Scientology, he might not have had much opportunity or reason to develop an adult emotional life.

Tom sounds like he is 12

Here is a picture of my very disapproving turtle because your comment made me sad

I always read that word as “Fable-etics” and think it sounds like Disney Princess Dianetics.

This has to be that post break up relationship that makes you melt in shame whenever you think back on it, right?

When I think of Kate and Gwyneth being friends, all I can think of is Kate giving her a huge box of Fabletics apparel and Gwen being like “oh it’s so cute” and pushing it away with the edge of her shoe, “I’ll just try it on later.....”

Blake: Your Lips taste like Sangria

Like she needs a less creative, cheating-ass dude bro.

It really does make sense that Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow are friends. Jesus Christ they even LOOK alike. Like they are almost the same person. In fact... you could’ve made an argument that they WERE the same person, but I guess not they’ve been sighted in the same place at the same time.

Also, dermot is such an ugly name. At least its original Irish form has style and gravitas.

Randilynbeginagain will be walking past a Victoria’s Secret next month. Right on past it.

Is it wrong that my first thought is that Gwen traded down? Like, waaaay down.

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

Oh, those Oregonians, with their old tyme mustaches, artisinal salt, and bubonic plague. They’re just so trendy!

I love how they are like: “Well thanks for calling, hope you get some help. Oh wait, I guess maybe we could call someone.”

Calm.

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.