This and gotta see some PE in this type of list, right?

This is good stuff.

Jon Jones is a dick but he comes across as believable here. I have no doubts he has a sort of Po-Po target on his back for stuff like this so everyone can get their Bones story. But, then again, karma is a bitch.

Phife was amazing. RIP.

Kid got hacked.

“Getting whalloped?” Does that mean he also hit her or is that some sort of expression for being drunk?

He’s better than Jordan. He’s better than Steph. Period.

Memo to Gawker Drones: stop with the attempts at clever descripto-9000 names. It was funny for Gronk. Twice. Maybe.

I disagree. And assume that you don’t understand all facets of playing D.

Then you don’t understand good defense. At times, getting to a spot first is key.

We used to love to roll up to more “urban” courts as a bunch of white dudes and pretend like we were going to take charges during the first few runs.

He got in position, homie. Like it or not, that’s the rule. Believe it or not, using your appendages aren’t the only way to play D.

On offense or defense, if you get to a spot first, it’s yours. The defender was in position well before that kid went for the dunk. I’m not a huge fan of charge calls that take away exciting plays, but there’s no way you can say the defender initiated contact. The offensive player ran into and over him.

Amazing game. Made me feel old and sad but in an oddly happy-ish way. There’s probably a German word for the feeling. Those kids on both sides will be talking about that game for the rest of their lives. Probably slept like babies until 2pm the next day. Well done, lads.

All good, man. I thought the same thing.

I’d love to see them play the 1990 Pistons in a 7 game series. They’d sweep them but get banged way the hell up in the process. That would be fun.

File this stuff under Meh.

Luck follows skill.

Yeah. While they are playing. A far superior model.

Beyonce is a commodified fembot programmed for business.