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For what it’s worth, we went to Ireland last year and my parents came along, too. Their only request was kissing the Blarney Stone. My husband & I rolled our eyes and obliged. It was their ONLY request after all.

::whispers::

She believes in what she believes, and, Sugar? She’s Going Down Swinging.

never fucking trust a 19 year old girl who still listens to fall out boy

“hurrr durrr i luv babbys”

From a design standpoint, yeah, the stripes aren’t good-looking at all. That said, from a practical standpoint, they make perfect sense. Ghost busting is not always going to occur in optimal viewing conditions. You will want something that clearly marks that you are a human being in situations of poor visibility. And

The emergency room’s personnel stared down at the young girl’s body. Something about her aura had changed. The EKG’s steady pulse gained the ineffable quality of a dirge. The lonely drumbeat of a vacant mind; an imprisoned body. A defeated Dr. Spears gripped into her surgical mask and slowly dragged it from her face.

This is an avatar state situation.

I used to be a frequent Planned Parenthood-er (lady parts issues!) and I have never been pregnant. Thanks in part to, you know, PLANNED PARENTHOOD. And handfuls of the colorful condoms they give away for free! Not to mention LOW-COST BIRTH CONTROL. If the anti-choice crowd were in any way serious about reducing the

no we would have noticed if they had a falling out because the world would have ended.

Introverted doesn’t mean hermit. Or shy. Or lacking confidence.

Gregariousness does not necessarily ‘get shit done’. There are plenty of us introverts getting all the shit done while the extroverts are chit-chattin and shit. We don’t need no stinkin Kaffeeklatsch to get our work done, pal.

Sorry to disappoint

...the breath of fresh air I needed...

Farts and fart jokes always make me laugh.

Farting is the BEST

Burt Macklin, FBI must have come out of retirement to assist.

Investifarted journalism - Jordan Sargent’s specialty.

I LOVE slippers and house shoes. I still haven’t found the perfect pair yet.