questions:

You test routes for ease and speed around six months. By eight months, you’re doing bi-weekly drills driving the preferred route. At nine months, you sign up for DOT alerts to be aware of any road closures, and you update your GPS software. Amateur.

The Fifty Shades of Grey microwavable dinners are terrible btw.

For a Joann’s or a Michael’s, does that description narrow it down much?

Right, I can’t crush on celebs I first saw as child actors. It’s like the Taboo Police slap me right on the vulva with a “NO!”

Right? I believe Freddie was in the Willy Wonka movie (The Johnny Depp version)

I made it from the Arrows Season 3 Blooper reel that was up for some hours. Not anymore, unfortunately, but I’m glad I saved this in time... :) I’m sure the bloopers will be back online, eventually.

So from what I read there, the only argument against gay marriage comes down to “I believe in the Bible, the Bible says.” So glad that ACTUALLY irrational, illogical argument has been run over by the freight train of common sense and decency.

AND who are the people weighing the turds?

Me right now:

Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.

And the fat just walks away...

*their. Should have gone to college.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I would ask Bryan Cranston about Malcolm in the Middle, but that’s just me.