I got it mixed up with the other paper that broke a story about a famous man being accused of sexual misconduct. Me culpa. My point stands, though, and your (and Jezebel’s) attempt to deflect from that point based on a trivial mistake is frankly pure cowardice.

Yeah, my bad. Too late to edit. My point stands, though.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

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I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

You can fuck right off with this heretical shit.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

He might not *totally* be a cannibal, but stating uncategorically that “Donald Trump is not a cannibal” does seem a little...overconfident. For accuracy I would have preferred “To the best of our knowledge, Donald Trump is not a cannibal.” 

He’s not been “accused.” There have been unsubstantiated rumors floating about for years, ever since Gawker first started the damned thing.

That rumor was started by gawker and has been debunked by everyone else including the people they attributed as sources (Jen Kirkman). This site has continued to be scumbags about this rumor by doubling down trump style. No one should shed a tear if they again get sued into oblivion because of this.

The only thing in that list that isn’t taken out of context as part of a larger comedy bit is “He defended Daniel Tosh after his rape jokes” - which he didn’t actually do. Almost everything else on the page is not some random hateful statements, but intentionally controversial things selectively taken from his standup…

Your mileage may vary.

All of those things are things he said during his act.

The 2017 New York Jets: Where Are They Now?

I’m not sure if a Jets coach could name 5 current players.

Boats are the cars of the sea

Let’s just fast forward to November 25th and the inevitable “Mike Riley Announces His Retirement” stories.