I think if I understand correctly, you want to know which hotels are staffed exclusively by common people?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

If you are not walking on sand, you should not be wearing flip-flops in public.

If you’d floated this idea past me a year ago, I’d probably have nodded and said, “yeah, ok, why not, go nuts.”

I am glad they are taking it to the malls and suburbs. Trump-ville. One bad consequence of Ferguson was that mostly black-owned businesses were harmed by the riots. I am not advocating riots here but the fact that the protests are taking it to the white places is good.

... but now I’m gonna try to make a long-winded case about it actually being his fault

Your statement scratches the surface of a deeper issue with the Bolt. It’s a $36K vehicle styled like a $14K budget compact. Even someone with an average income wouldn’t want to be opening their garage and seeing that thing. The styling alone makes you feel like you failed at life. A wealthy person wouldn’t be…

Is anyone surprised by this?

I am curious as to what better things Atlantans have to do.

Your mom

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

How the eff are there no Twenty One Pilots songs on this list? Am I the only one perpetually annoyed by their douchecanoe white frat boy “music”? For some reason I found their songs to be the distillation of everything horrible in America in 2016.

“Wait, what?”

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Hell yeah Ottawa finally won a sports championship, time to go riot!!!