I guess it should not surprise me because of how good he is at regular basketball, but Steph being able to catch that pass, take one stride, and bounce a ball from outside the paint, 20 feet in the air, to come down *just* on the other side of the rim for Giannis to finish the alley oop is more impressive to me than…

My boy/girl twins are both under 5 and get exactly the same allowance amount: $0

36 is definitely too cold for shorts, especially if there’s any amount of significant wind, but as long as you’re not outside for like 30 minutes and are very close to heat you should be mostly fine? If you get locked out of your house and you can’t get to a warm space you’ll definitely die much faster than you think…

2C is cold, man! I’m from Chihuahua and will wear short sleeves to anything above 10C, but 2C is too cold for shorts!

Dude! Why would you do something so indignant as waking your dog at night?! Not cool man, not cool (unless you meant walking, in which case its totally cool)

What’s the story there? Did he let the kid score? Was he in the bathroom at the time?

With the Jaguars no less - who only scored 22 or more points 3 times in 16 games this year. 

I’ll see you in court SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

A well oiled machine y’say?

Or perhaps he learned what happens to him when expressing his own opinions

Not like they won’t try to use this stuff anyway. 

We always felt it was important that the older siblings can hold the baby, whenever they want, as long as they aren’t feeding or asleep in bed. It was a hassle sometimes because maybe you just rocked them to sleep but we figured that new baby is as much theirs as it is yours. And don’t constantly correct them. Anyone…

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.

The good news is that, per his contract, Jon Gruden will have nine more years to figure out the NFL’s rules and when to throw the red flag. He should have it down by 2022 at the latest.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

I just had to share this. Imagine being this big of bootlicker for dipshit billionaire NFL owners. 

Nice-a shot!

2015 - .2474

I’ve noticed on a few occasions now, as I stand at the sink at work washing my hands, someone in a stall who has long since flushed, just standing inside the stall waiting for me to leave the washroom. Obviously they have some sort of embarrassment that they can’t face another human who knows they just took a shit. I…

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.