I’ll ask my wife to do a full translation, but I get the gist of it.

No solamente trump es un pendejo y un hijo de su chingada madre, su sentido del humor es nulo.

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

I know this is gonna happen and I’m already mad about it.

Oh no! It’s the content police! I’m very, very sorry :( Please accept this full refund.

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

I made exactly the same point in a different response.

It’s not that bad.

While those are great, you’re more likely to end up with something like Limp Bizkit covering “Behind Blue Eyes,” which really proves lucasthebeagle’s point.

Yes, this cover sucks, but “Hurt” by Johnny Cash, “All Along The Watchtower” by Jimi Hendrix, and “The Man Who Sold The World” by Nirvana all beg to differ about covers in general.

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

It’s the unlikeliness of a second visit (not just the museum, but often even the city it’s in) that usually gets me to check out the whole place. One of my secrets is to save modern art for last.

You are going to have to wait 2 more years for that to be possible.

For what assets exactly? Look, it’s just not that difficult to acquire a couple of Lithuanian balls.

I’d like people to use their brains to drive the cars of the present as well

So, who does she have to beat?

Shame on you. Arsene is the only thing keep Arsenal afloat these days. Once AW is pushed out, we’ll become — at best — a midtable team.

And then we could murder him? I think you forgot that part.

Is also / has also, done this to the hockey team in Colorado. Three times a charm for Kroenke.

And the Nuggets. And the Avalanche.