Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

In free agency Blake Bortles would be picked up within a week for $15 million a year. Colin Kaepernick would still be waiting by the phone.

Bortles is juuuuuust good enough at QB to get multiple coaches and GM’s fired. It’s like me with sex. I show just enough of a hint of promise in bed that it takes women 2 or 3 times with me to realize that yes, I do indeed suck.

It is solidly the third best confederation

Currently 5th place in Asia would be the winner of a playoff between Uzbekistan and Australia.

This is hilarious since this is the same organization that lets Maldonado race.

Yeah, someone else pointed out that one of the most disheartening things about Trump’s presidency is that we now know the government hasn’t been in contact with Aliens or any cool shit like that. The man can’t keep his mouth shut, if there way anything really cool, we’d have heard about it by now. 

Maybe press photos should just come with a blank spot that you can easily paste your picture onto.

Wasn’t Tiger hitting the farter on that Perkins waitress?

Clearly a typo in this case, but “a farter” would be a good way to describe some of my poorer golf shots. Some of them were probably even *caused* by ill-timed flatulence.

Crouching Mazda, flying Car.

But the question is why would you put an evooo through all that suffering through the years

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Well, if I wrote the storylines...

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

With regards to the headline: “duh.” Bernie was charging extremely large sanctioning fees to host races of which he got a massive portion. The amount of greed that man possessed is insane. The way he ran the sport was not tenable. The fact that it took this long to get rid of him is ridiculous.

I love it when the bullpens empty. WE’RE HERE TO BACK YOU UP! Then they just go to the back of the group with their chests stuck as far out as they can. I like to envision baseball beefs as a couple of male turkeys with their plumage all spread as they just circle each other as the female they’re fighting over just…

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