NFL and SEC. Try to use last week to predict next week or even the first half to predict the second half.

Former veterinary nurse here. I obviously know about dogs overheating in cars, but I question this. You can’t just smash the window, you also have to get the dog out of there and cooled down. I’ve seen really experienced animal nurses be mauled to hell when trying to help a distressed animal. Breaking the window in a…

Coincidentally enough, this weekend I’m heading from Intercourse through Short Pump to Climax. Not leaving town, though.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

I mean, it’s his agent, a person with the formal duty to act on his behalf, not just some random friend or family member spouting off...

“Somebody fix this...”

Jalopnik: The Fragrance. A mix of motor oil, exhaust fumes, tire smoke, and decaying old-car interior.

I thought that said “Amazon Fuckstick” the first time I read it. I guess I just expected that from Clarkson...

Fuck your fantasy team!

I hate to be that guy, but...

One of the best parts about endurance sportscar racing is having multiple classes on the track at the same time and watching them deal with differing performance between them while running their own race.

And to think this is a team that a city fought to keep...

Maybe for an umbrella? I think some Rolls Royce and VW models had those.

the rest of his team just stands and watches. can that be any fun at all for them?

At this point, the kick is both good, and not good. -Werner Heisenberg

Well...the ref justified it by saying the ball was out of his hand before he took the hit that was called as roughing the passer. Which I guess I can understand. What I can’t get over is how does a personal foul for roughing the passer offset with something as meaningless as intentional grounding. A personal foul like…

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Assuming those 28 weeks are equivalent to a 40-hour work week, then you’d complete your police training in 1120 hours - 380 hours, or just shy of 10 weeks less than a cosmetologist.

Kevin, are saying DC cops have more training than DC cosmetologists? Make your untis equivalent, man!