Because I would spend one day a week getting chased by that thing, and the other six days DREADING the attack.

Not completely. Bernie doesn’t allow tickets to fall below certain margins. That’s why there isn’t such a big difference in pricing all over the world.

No, you need a nation that can pay Bernie his 50 million a year. He doesn’t care if organizers get the money back or not and if there is no one in attendance. He just cares that he gets his money. Since many of this “wealthy” nations are willing to spend in an F1 race instead in advertising for their country, they…

I don’t get all the kids and the announcer’s excitement. “Wow, you just dunked on someone 3" smaller, congratulations big man”

This is like a joke, I don’t need to see the process of how you assemble, just go straight to telling it...or in this case, skating it.

I never use the left back pocket for starters. When travelling, I do use cargo. Cellphone on one pocket, keys on the other, wallet on the back and the side pockets are for airplane tickets, reservation information and passport

When you see the play for the first time it looks like the outfielder is going to jump and rob that dinger from Bregman...then he catches it without jumping and with his glove around his waist in the most anticlimatic catch I’ve ever seen

I love baseball fights! Frankly I love how the bullpens work in a baseball fight.

Why make a 17 minute video when you can just see the picture and hate it right away?

You know, winners have rings, losers have statues that remind them of each superbowl lost

Can we expect the mini SNES in 2017?

I understtod from the text that he was riding with teammates at the time of the accident.

I’m sorry for your fiancee. I see the pictures and I can only think of the ensuing conversation:

I bet the opening monologue is Drew talking about his new book

Couldn’t his riders just given him their bike so he can continue while they wait for a replacement or is that against the rules too?

You had me at truck

you can also use the @ sign as a representation of both an O and A thus both genres

You are too quick to fault the dogs, that’s clearly a Tim Tebow “pass”

Unlike the reporter who promptly forgot how many weapons are used in fencing after learning it minutes before.