Technically, the referee can stop the game for 3 minutes so that the team’s doctor checks the player. The player can only return if the doctor allows him to. So, it is the doctor’s fault if he allowed the player to come back

I miss the faces that used to appear next to Deadspin’s name on top. Just like the guy who is taking out a booger on the top image (the one with the mustache)

This is not a lifehack because those are NOT tacos.

Great piece from someone who has never put his hands on teenagers http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/i-could-defeat…

Was this done by some Jezebel or Deadspin staffer. Because they keep calling it soccer

I’m pretty sure Drew’s poop stories will be a hit with Jezebel’s readers.